We begin 2010 with a review on Pineapple Kettle Korn, made by Hawaii Popcorn Company, the same folks who make and have the rights to the name ‘Hawaiian Hurricane Popcorn‘.
Here’s the box…
As you can see, this includes three 3.34 oz. microwave popcorn bags. Notice it says “Sugar Free!”, which is the reason it tasted like it did, which I’ll explain later. Also notice it’s marked as Kosher (the circled ‘U’) and that it contains no meat or dairy (Pareve). Hey any added selling points always helps. Now if only it said “With Cane Sugar!” instead of “Sugar Free!”.
Here’s all the details you need to know about it…
“Pineapple Flavoring”? What’s that made of? Also notice there’s Sucralose, an artificial sweetener.
The selling point…
I’ll get straight to the point and say this product is clearly designed for Hawaii’s tourism industry, as most locals don’t buy into this whole “It has Pineapple, therefore it’s Hawaiian” thing. In fact, Hawaii barely has a pineapple industry left, with Del Monte completely pulled out, Dole having a much more scaled down production on Oahu and Maui Land & Pineapple only recently saved from the grave by a group of former executives.
Notice it says “Manufactured For Hawaii Popcorn Company”, meaning this product was most likely designed and manufactured on the mainland. Could it be ConAgra Foods? I didn’t see their name printed anywhere, so as it stands right now it’s a mystery.
Like the ‘Hawaiian Hurricane Popcorn’, the microwaveable popcorn bag for this Pineapple Kettle Korn looks rather generic…
Using a high-wattage microwave oven, it popped successfully, yielding a full, stuffed bag of popcorn…
It has a 4-minute popping window, which it instructs you to stay there and monitor it until the popping repetition decreases to 1-2 seconds, which is when you stop it. Usually I rely on the automatic one-touch ‘Popcorn’ function on the nuker, but since this bag of popcorn was in limited supply, I did the manual method as instructed, and it turned out perfect…
So how is it? Very light, airy and crunchy, like a good bag of microwaveable popcorn should be. Not soggy or spongy at all, so points on that. There was also very little remaining of unpopped kernels, while the popped corn didn’t burn at all. More points for that, as you all know how horrible burnt microwaveable popcorn can both smell and taste.
Speaking of burnt popcorn, I’m wondering whether the manufacturer substitutes “real” sugar for Sucralose, because they couldn’t figure out how to make Kettle corn microwaveable popcorn pop successfully without burning using regular sugar. Perhaps it was prohibitively too costly for the R&D to perfect it. Orville Redenbacher and Act II has Kettle Korn varieties, while I notice Jolly Time also has a Kettle Corn that uses Sucralose. If you know the answer to this burning question (no pun intended), let us know!
The reason I’m rubbing the sugar issue in is because of how artificial it tastes. Almost like it’s coated with Robitussin Cough Medicine. Well, not that bad, but sort of. It just has this strange, very lightly-salted (not enough, actually), mildly-sweet, kinda’ fruity flavor in a very artificial way. You KINDA’ taste Pineapple, but unless you knew this was supposed to be Pineapple-flavored, probably wouldn’t get that at all. In fact two of my coworkers couldn’t taste Pineapple. They just said it’s “kinda’ fruity”.
Its saving grace is the quality of the popcorn itself, which is probably as good as what you’ll ever get from a microwaveable bag.
Of course nothing beats REAL Kettle-popped popcorn, where I can just fantasize throwing in small diced chunks of fresh pineapple in the kettle as it pops. Hah, how you figgah’? Sounds gooooooooood eh? lol
As said earlier, this product will probably look attractive on the shelf next to the Macadamia Nut Chocolates and Kona Coffee Blends at the corner Waikiki ABC store, yet once the unknowing tourist takes it back home and tries it, might be disappointed by the lack of Pineapple flavor and more predominantly, albeit subtle artificial fruity taste. Thankfully otherwise, it’s a quality bag of microwaveable popcorn.
What? Pineapple Kettle Korn
Who makes it? Hawaii Popcorn Company (the same folks who make ‘Hawaiian Hurricane Popcorn’)
Where did you buy it and how much did it cost? Omiyage (a gift from a coworker)
Big Shaka to: A good quality mirowaveable popcorn, being light, airy and crunchy; not soggy or spongy. Most popcorn kernels popped. Didn’t burn. Kosher. Attractive box design.
No Shaka to: There’s barely if any at all the flavor of Pineapple. There’s a very subtle fruity taste in an artificial way. Undersalted. Sucrolose. Disingenuous Hawaii tourist trap products.
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