Super Bowl 49 ‘Kine Grindz


Image courtesy of Huffington Post and the NFL

So what you folks got goin’ on for the big game this Sunday? Pot luck? You cookin’? Going out somewhere? Sports bar bound? Who you cheering for?

Well, if the Super Bowl party you’ll be at this Sunday is REALLY BIG, you might wanna’ consider heading to the fish auction block for this guy…


915 lb. Blue Fin Tuna caught by longline off New Zealand on 1.27.15. Photo courtesy of TVNZ.co.nz

According to TVNZ News One, that Blue Fin Tuna weighs in at a 415kg, which equals 915 lbs. It was caught this past past Tuesday off the East Cape of New Zealand via 20 meter longline fishing boat, the Karina B.

That sure is a lot of Super Bowl Sunday Ahi Poke!…

And Super Bowl Sunday Sashimi!…

While you’re at it setting up da’ pupu station, no forget da’ Hawaiian Chili Peppah Boiled Peanuts…

And da’ smoke tako…

And da’ smoke meat

Plus, gotta’ fire up da’ grill for some Super Bowl Kalbi action…

Or da’ kine, if no can afford Poke and Sashimi for da’ crowd, make couple beeg pans of Crab & Shiitake Mushroom Sushi Casserole…

Or, if stay get too many big braddahz at da’ party for make Kalbi, cook for da’ masses wit’ one beeg pot of Super Bowl Podagee Bean Soup…

Portuguese Bean Soup

Or one beeg pot local style Super Bowl Beef Stew…

A relevant funny ad I caught on my Yahoo home page recently was for Pillsbury’s recipe for “Properly Inflated Pigskins”…


Pillsbury “Properly Inflated Pigskins” (<—-see recipe at that link)